The Playoff Dog
and
The Dodgers
I have been going to Dodger Stadium for games since the classic mid-70's infield line up of Garvey, Lopes, Russell and Cey, but I have to add that I don't really like baseball. I almost never watch baseball on television and if Vin Scully ever retires, I'll most likely never listen to a Dodger game again.

I usually take the family for a game during the season, but mostly I go now with a friends from work. I'm there to hang out, drink adult beverages and eat peanuts and Dodger dogs.
My buddy and I hit the stadium early, powering down Dodger Dogs as soon as we walked in. Not wanting to just sit, we cruised the Loge level-and then I saw it.

A picture sign at the Loaded Dogs stand showed the monstrosity, the "Playoff Dog," a giant all-beef wiener, placed on a pretzel roll baguette, with a pile of pastrami, a few dabs of mustard and topped with a pickle slice. I could feel my arteries harden and my heart scream "Noooooo," but I ordered one anyway. $9 and they even threw in a fork! A few steps farther brought us to the fancy adult beverages, which we got, and headed back to our seats.
Then the Dodgers won, and all was right with the world.
And yes, of course we still stopped at Tommy's on Beverly and Rampart to fully cap the Dodger experience. The burgers at the original stand still taste the best.
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